Graaargh! - 7 Steps to Metal Heaven
1. Get a very hairy frontman who screams in a comically high pitched voice
3 Inches of Blood - Goat Riders Horde
2. Never trust a man without tattoos, and remember the golden rule: if it dangles - pierce it.
Biohazard - Punishment
3. Blood is your friend...
Caliban - It's Our Burden To Bleed
4. The guitar can never be too loud
Deftones - Minerva
5. Remember to drum really, really FAST
Obituary - Insane
6. But never let Fred Durst guest on one of your tracks
Soulfly - Bleed
7. And most of all, whatever you do, NEVER call yourself Nickelback
Nickelback - How You Remind Me
Now, break like the wind...